walking lick

If an individual is covered with impressive apparel or drip to the extent that they look as though they've hit constant licks, they may colloquially be referred to as a walking lick.

"I've been dripping lately, I look like a walking lick" - Athlete, NAV

by ImranHy March 16, 2021

Wellington

stoic fellow that asks very random questions. Tends to make people laugh and is really tall. practices abstinance not by choice, but because no one wants to have sex with a Wellington. also is very theatrical and spunky. when he does have sex he prefers the eiffel tower position with another guy... usually his roommate.

You have to really try hard to have another Wellington night.

by Dante Wellington March 13, 2012

walking your dog

Used to convey that you understand what someone's telling you. Can also be used as an acknowledgement.

Acknowledgement example:
Ruban: "OK, so when you're done making those lattes, can you bus the cafe?"
Joanna: "Yeah man, totally. I'm walking your dog."

Understanding example::
Ho-Jin: "Alright, so 2 + 2 is 4. Does this make sense?"
Sudthakar: "Yeah, for sure. I'm walking your dog!"

by Ruban L. May 21, 2006

cock walking

When a man is in a deep sleep, yet his "cock" is hard and essentially doing it's own thing....much like when a person physically sleep walks.

My guy was in a deep sleep and snoring yet his cock was awake. It was hard and even rearranging the bed sheets. This is known as cock walking.

by Anastasia Eletherios November 20, 2013

Walking Zombie

When a man ejaculates into his sexual partner's face after getting dome, and punches her the forehead multiple times. Being unable to see, this forces the woman to attack blindly, and possibly moan, like a zombie.

"Hey Frank, have you seen the video of your mom doing the walking zombie?"

"Nope, can't say that I have."

by Dome King 2.0 October 1, 2008

walking in two o'clock cotton

a phrase that refers to the state of drunkeness where one seems to be stumbling in a cotton field at two o'clock in the morning.

"Oh, my, God! Briana took so many tequila shots she's walking in two o'clock cotton!"

by immaculate_paint September 8, 2005

Wellington Wand

From New Zealand: A poorly endowed man hollows out a kiwi and slips it onto the end of his penis to artificially increase its size.

Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.

by Doug Ruggles October 28, 2007