Schrodedinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously
in need of being "updated for modern audiences"

Person1: The xmen have always been woke. Person 2: That is a case of Schrodedinger's Wokeness

by Trunkermaloso April 10, 2024

Woke

Awakened or Enlightened.

We passed this anti-woke law to keep the good people of Floria safe from woke democrats.

by Pronghorn March 28, 2023

Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.

Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*

by O' Chungus January 22, 2024

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

Woke

A word to define a weak and feeble, gender neutral, halloumi/avocardo munching southern softie that has no right to exist.

I am woke. Please abuse me and beat me to a pulp as soon as you see me.

by Dick Wad 666 December 16, 2024

Wokeness

A popular philosophy commonly associated with social justice that views materialistic power as the central motivation for all human relationships. It is commonly associated with post-modernism and critical theory.

The politicians are arguing over wokeness again!

by BrunoJonesky June 17, 2023

woke-avist

A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.

They will continue to "educate" you about how others' beliefs and opinions need to change to "progress humanity forwards". Which means that anybody elses points of views/opinions are unacceptable forms of hate speech if they don't align with their ideologies...aka extreme left-wing.

Man did you hear her talk all night, she's such a woke-avist!

by Curve Baller March 19, 2023