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wokely

someone who is too woke, unemployed, vegetarian, and is probably gay.
riley: just got my covid booster! wanna go out for brunch?
cody: wow. such a wokely.
by hawktuahtonight? October 25, 2025
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Woke

"Woke" originated in African American English and defined awareness of and attentiveness to social and racial injustices. To be "woke" politically in the Black community means that someone is informed, educated and conscious of social injustice and racial inequality.

RIght-wingers who are angry that they suffer repercussions for using pejoratives to attack minorities, women, and people of non-trad genders use it as a cudgel to denigrate people who fight for social and racial justice. In its misuse, it is a form of hate speech.

It is a favorite term of Trump and his party. In the example, he erroneously equates diversity programs with unfair advantages for minorities.
“Our country will be woke no longer,” Trump said. “We believe that whether you are a doctor, an accountant, a lawyer, or an air traffic controller, you should be hired and promoted based on skill and competence, not race or gender.”
by Aunty Fah October 25, 2025
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Woke (political): A term used to criticize someone for being excessively progressive, self righteous, or politically correct to the point that others see their behavior as overbearing, performative, impractical, or even counterproductive to the original purpose of the movement.
Emily “Everyone who doesn’t ship Byler is homophobic
Diana: “God you are so woke also stop misusing and weaponizing the term ‘homophobic’ like it has no meaning”
by Happymoderate37 December 2, 2025
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Woke

1) noun. a secular religion marked by blank-slatism and a hierarchy of purity defined by race, gender, and sexuality and heavily tied to victimhood.

the unwritten dogma asserts that nature has no bearing on the individual and nurture is the absolute determining factor on who an individual becomes, and thus asserts that any difference in outcomes is due to systematic structures of the environment and otherwise all humans are 100% equal in cognitive ability, behavior and temperament.

2) adjective. any person, media, or institution that pushes the ideals of the woke religion.
hollywood just makes woke movies these days because hollywood and everyone working there is woke.
by remmmmy December 11, 2025
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Woke

Arrogant and stupid due to being cloistered in an echo-chamber instead of reality.
My daughter went to college and got a liberal arts degree, and now she is woke, with no job.
by Mozzastryl December 17, 2025
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Woke Worry

1. A form of moral panic provoked by fear of the rise, supposed or real, of left-wing ideologies in a society during the early 21-st century.
Similar to the Red Scare or McCarthyism (aka Second Red Scare) before it, Woke Worry seeks political repression and persecution of left-wing individuals and concepts by invoking fear and condemnation of all things deemed to be “woke”.
2. A sarcastic term to describe current right-wing political discourse around “woke ideology” and their fear of all things woke. Similar to the Red Scare or Satanic Panic of earlier generations.
My grandma told me about living through the Red Scare and McCarthyism. My mother told me about living through the Satanic Panic of the 1980’s and 90’s. I’ll tell my children and grand children about the “Woke Worry” happening today.
by OrderofTheSloth February 3, 2025
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Woke

A complex ideology of which the definition changes depending on the context.

Woke (social): An attempt to appear holier than thou by supporting groups of people believed to be oppressed, such as a particular race, gender, or sexual orientation, often to a fanatical degree.

Woke (corporate): Using tokenism, or ‘boxticking,’ to force diversity into a piece of media usually for the purpose of attempting to appear virtuous, pandering to minorities, and/or chasing ESG scores; Performative diversity.

Woke (political): A far left political ideology primarily concerned with identity politics (sexual orientation, race, gender/sex, and gender identity) and the perceived need for social justice and political/policy action to help minority groups that are believed to be oppressed.

Wokism (broad): Assigning value to people based on mainly their intrinsic biological characteristics, but also some circumstantial characteristics such as wealth or education; The assertion that reality is subjective, such as the idea that there are more than two genders (sexes) or that gender doesn’t exist at all, and also a belief that morality does not exist; The belief that one must not only tolerate, but embrace the subjective reality of others, especially if they are in a minority group.
(Social) Amy supports transgender women because she thinks they're oppressed, when they essentially have the freedom to walk into whichever bathroom or locker room they want. She's so woke.

(Corporate) Disney's just had its thirteenth 'first gay kiss.' What a woke company.

(Political) Democratic candidate Jane Doe should never be president because she's far too woke.

(Broad) Wokism is a blight upon western civilization, and if we don't get rid of it, China will destroy us all.
by RememberBubblebutt February 14, 2025
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