Wank warden

When in a large group of people and 1/8 of them being the commander of all the penises among them this being the wank warden

John: did you go to last summers camp I heard Jerry was the wank warden

by Backedpotatoenoises February 6, 2021

Hank Wank

Rubbing one out with and into a handkerchief aka hanky to avoid the mess and to add little friction to enhance the experience.

I do a hank wank each night before bed so I can go right to sleep. But I need to wash my hanky. That thing is getting awful stiff and crusty.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Medical Wank

The act of masturbating to relieve lovers nuts AKA blue balls

I had to have a medical wank after some heavy petting on the second date with Sharon

by Medical Wanker August 21, 2019

wank cycles

Tactically beating one out so you last longer in the sack should you be so lucky later.

Josephina: Wow honey! That was a long one... much more than your usual 45 seconds.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles back in order today in anticipation of our sexual intercourse encounter this evening. Glad you noticed.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022

munchausen wank

To grope the ball bag hard at the base and squeeze the penis tight between thumb and forefinger..... shake it without regard .... fast and hard ...

The man was shaking like a leaf after his munchausen wank experience.

by Nighto77 June 16, 2018

Pasty-wank

When one lightly heats up a pasty and proceeds to place his gentails inside, asserting his dominace over the pastry item for pleasure.

I walked into the kitchen the other day and caught Charlie Sheen having a pasty-wank!

by Vernonthecomplicated October 30, 2017

Wank-Spank

When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face

Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank

by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021