Sushi Wank

A sushi wank is when you take some chopstick, wrap your dick in seaweed and use the chopsticks to jerk your sea planty penis until you cum

The other day in Yo Sushi I popped to the toilets for a sushi wank, I ate the seaweed after

by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019

Treadmill Pinch

A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.

Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room

by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019

Skrupple Gawk

It's basically Skrupple but it's been left in the wind and gotten all gawky

Example: you ever wondered what Skrupple Gawk tastes like?

Friend: it tastes like we'll aged grape juice

by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019

Rotisserie Spear

When a girl gets fucked in the ass and mouth simultaneously whilst being rotated by a third party participant

We tried 69 let's have a go at the Rotisserie Spear

by Mr.FoxNoir June 26, 2019