Walking Sewage

The citizens of Littleton Colorado, who inhabit the toad tavern and drunkenly fight over nothing.

Look at that walking sewage at the bar

by thefox.com April 6, 2015

Walking yard sale

In reference to someone who is a mess, extremely disheveled, most often refers to parents of small children.

Her kids were up all night, so she's a walking yard sale today.

by Sos4321 October 3, 2015

walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"

Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.

by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016

Walker of Shame

Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.

Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!

by SildogintheNatti June 13, 2016

Walkered

Drunk one night stand. That ends with partner having a golden dream.

Man we was so wasted, I ended up getting walkered.

He’s had 12 shots of tequila, how much you wanna bet the girl he takes home gets walkered tonight?

by Fckdemhoes69 October 25, 2017

Walking milkshake

When your stomach hurts and makes a sloshing sound.

I can't succ more bread, i feel like a walking milkshake.

by AlterLynx March 18, 2018

Walkers Wank

When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.

Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.

by AhmedJihadsAlot May 13, 2018