Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.
-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
by MaDiSoN!! March 22, 2010
It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.
Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.
by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010
Forcibly holding someone down with a tennis racquet in such a manner that the impressions left on their face, back, etc. resembles that of a waffle.
Destroying one’s will; breaking someone’s spirit so that their confidence level is shattered.
Destroying one’s will; breaking someone’s spirit so that their confidence level is shattered.
Karen was waffle-housed after being pinned down by Jen’s tennis racquet.
Karen just got waffle-housed!
Karen just got waffle-housed!
by Flagstaff08 August 20, 2008
1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.
2. Vagina.
3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.
2. Vagina.
3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.
Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."
Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"
Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"
by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009
Talking crap - as in talking out of your hole.
Hoop = ring = hole = ass.
Waffle = rubbish.
Talkin ass-rubbish = hoop waffle
Hoop = ring = hole = ass.
Waffle = rubbish.
Talkin ass-rubbish = hoop waffle
CDB was pretty drunk and stated talking some major hoop waffle.
He started hoop waffling out of him.
He started hoop waffling out of him.
by leaners of ballycolon January 23, 2004
Also seen as wflpwnd. (1)It is used to describe pwnage so severe that the person receiving the pwn now looks like a waffle.
(2)Major Pwnage in which person feels as if they have several indents in there body, like a waffle.
(2)Major Pwnage in which person feels as if they have several indents in there body, like a waffle.
(1)As Timmy was playin COD4 he said "OMG noobzars, i am about bout to wflpwn you all!"
Proper way: I just Waffle Pwnd a bunch of nubs, on DotA!
Proper way: I just Waffle Pwnd a bunch of nubs, on DotA!
by ShadowSoldier August 10, 2008