Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.

Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs”

by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021

Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

by doodHigh June 2, 2023

vegan zaza soy pie

an absolute delicacy of the modern age. a wholesome and epic treat for the whole family. consuming it will make your reddit karma increase tenfold and give you lots of big brain knowledge of science and atheism. like a frickin boss in a bottle of sauce!

one vegan zaza soy pie coming right up! have an epic day, my fellow male feminists!

vegan zaza soy pie is so punk and epic my dude. i frickin love science

biden spotted eating vegan zaza soy pie. biden is punk confirmed!!!!

🎵 day and night, the lonely vegan seems to bake soy zaza pie at night 🎵

🎵 we go through too much shit to eat vegan zaza soy pie 🎵

by gatheringstorm June 20, 2023

vegan popper

(Vegan popper) when a nicotine vape and THC vape are simultaneously sucked.

(Similar to a traditional popper but electronic)

can I borrow your vape so I can take a vegan popper

by - dashmastaflash March 21, 2023

Vegan

Whatever you think a vegan is, you're right.

Vegans are like marmite. You either love em or you hate em. No inbetween. And chances are if you love em, you are one

by Bigtabz March 26, 2023

wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Vegan

Veganism is a misanthropic political ideology masquerading as diet whereby its members do not eat any of the billions of animals killed in the production of their food.

Deforestation, stripping of top soil, toxic chemicals and monocrop agriculture are all vegan as long as the dead animals don't end up on my plate.

by Mr Wednesday. October 10, 2023