space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.

Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents

by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022

Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted

“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”

by annikapants November 12, 2023

Vampire Bag

A Bloody Tampon

You're being such a little bitch. Must be that time of the month. Check your Vampire Bag

by Al Cocksucker Swearengen February 26, 2019

Vampire-o-saurus

A vampire dinosaur (of any type of dinosaur).

The mad scientist turned a T-Rex into a vampire-o-saurus.

by Sparkle200 November 6, 2023

Ghetto Vampire

Someone who is emo, but also has bright colored hair.

“Bro I just saw this girl with bright pink hair in the hallway!”
“I but she was a Ghetto Vampire.”

by Charlie The Moth Man May 24, 2023

Meme Vampires

In small group chats intended for sharing memes, these are people who don’t contribute and only stick around to suck out all the good memes provided by the contributing members.

These are not the same as lurkers in online forums who simply steal memes, because large online forums are built on the idea of large numbers of freeloaders. There, the lurking meme thieves at least contribute by supplying ad revenue.

Don and Keith are such Meme Vampires because they don’t even try to post anything good while the rest of us scour the internet for inappropriate content to make life bearable.

by Johnathan Harker July 12, 2023

vampire facial

having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period

real men let their girl do the vampire facial

by captainpoggers May 2, 2024