twat muffler

when a man cups a womans vagina with his mouth prior to her queefing in order to muffle the noise.

last night at the party i had to act as a twat muffler for my wife in the bathroom because she was afraid people would hear her queef.

by brewmaster2671 August 25, 2020

Twatatouille

Your basically calling someone a twat and a rat at the same time 🐀

Dude: your such a twatatouille
Dudette: I’m a what now?

by darci hurt 😔 November 30, 2020

twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

Toath

It’s Tommy Clark nickname smh 🧍 ♀️

‘Hey who’s that?’ - Jayden
‘Oh it’s toath.’ - Amy

‘Who is Toath-‘ Jayden

by Amyinnit February 19, 2021

Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021

Twat whopper

A Twat Whopper is a big ol slingin dick

That Kevin's got a massive twat whopper.

by Tallywhacker Hawn December 16, 2021

twat cane

The standard male penis or one that has a deviating angle towards the head.

She always has extraordinary orgasms due to her husband’s genetically perfect twat cane.

by Koeito August 2, 2023