two hole punch

when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode

that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.

by StepOFFGeorge April 6, 2013

two legger

A person who has two legs and is fully ambulatory but needs to be insulted anyway; the term two legger is used as a derogatory term to insult and can be used by the disabled and other two leggers.

Bro 1: "Hey bro what is the square root of seven?"

Bro 2: "Only a two legger would ask that kind of question."

by Not_A_Two_Legger November 25, 2013

Two Finger Notice

When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.

I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.

by mgibson746 April 14, 2014

Two timing tit wrangler

A person who has a tendency to grope multiple or singular of different individuals breasts with ones hands. (usually occurs in a "gang bang")

This young jive is a two timing tit wrangler

by Bandit.o December 13, 2016

two planes weren't enough

When americans' stupidity goes too far you can use this phrase to emphasize that a trend or topic created by americans should not exist and would not exist had more than 2 planes had been crashed on united states at the terrorist attack on 9/11

This meme is cancer, two planes weren't enough.

by Xx_AmericaN_DestroyeR_xX September 11, 2017

Two Mooser

A Two Mooser: is when a man and women man and a man or woman and a woman take both of their thumbs in a 69 position and put them in the others asshole and pull it open and then insert their tongue into the ass

The thumbs in this sense become the antlers and the tongue is now considered the moose thus giving you the Two Mooser as it involves two people doing it simultaneously in the 69 position

Tom and sally did a two mooser last night he said it was the best thing in the world!

by The Mooser January 10, 2019

Two Fingers Up

Means gets the lady’s, smart, cool, and has so much rizz

that dude with two fingers up is soo cool

by john34564 May 3, 2022