Turnstall

Pain felt in the legs, hips or groin when a subway turnstile refuses to open after the first swipe of the fare card.

Ouch! That's my second turnstall this week!

by SearchBender July 26, 2010

Turdify

The opposite of Midas Touch: magically transform the object into faeces i.e. turd -> turdify.

Keep him away from this project, he tends to turdify stuff.

by Itsworsethanthat January 6, 2011

turdage

A build up of crappy things.

The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.

by RSyourself December 30, 2013

Turtle Bite

A pinching of the skin by the thumb- specifically when the thumb is inserted between the middle and index finger

If you don't behave I'm going to give you a turtle bite Sean.

Ow Katie why would you turtle bite me!

Katie won the turtle bite war because Sean has horrible technique.

by HIIMPOOPSTICK July 17, 2014

turtle pete

a sad boy who likes turtles...a lot

Admirer: "That's a nice turtle tank."

Turtle Pete: "My turtles live in there...it's kawaii."

by jaydawgggg September 7, 2014

turntrovert

An introvert who is planning a quiet night in but then takes one sip of delicious alcohol and transform into an all night turnt party machine.

Tim: I think I want to have a quiet night in and watch Sex and the City
Jean-Louis: Just have one beer with us.
*Eight hours later*
Jean-Louis: Tim you turntrovert you need to come down from that chandelier the club is closing.

by Tim Turnter September 14, 2015

turdbagger

Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.

My teacher is such a turdbagger.

by Golden arrow January 3, 2016