trump

To fail in utter, irredeemable disgrace after making outlandish promises.

I really trumped this time. I told my wife I'd take her on a belated honeymoon to Paris, and instead I cheated on her with a hooker who has herpes.

by htaehn September 19, 2019

Trump

The president who wants to build dat wall.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Trump built a wall!"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "Yeah, the terrorists already blew it up."

by smobowser October 1, 2019

trump

when taking a shit, u shit all over the floor. You then rub it around the floor using your shoe as shitting on something is not enough. Rubbing it in is where it is.

I went to Stacies party last night. Some one did a trump. It was so foul. There was shit in the carpet from the bedroom to the stairs.

by smelly trump April 17, 2018

trump

Tactical Russian Uncircumcised Military Project

Trump --> A Dick the way it's meant to be.....

by brown_rat December 20, 2017

TRUMP

Cock sucking ass eating whore loving nail chewing pussy fingering basterd

Noun: Piece of shit, may or may not be part grinch.
A Trump is a pile of gay ass shit that no one loves

by puuuuuussssssyyyyy eater December 19, 2017

Trump

A turd

Look out! Don't step on the trump on the sidewalk!

I just dropped the smelliest trump after having lunch at Subway.

by truthiness with sarcasm January 4, 2018

Trump

Asshole

You're a Trump

by Wobblywabbit January 8, 2018