oregano trail

A landing strip dyed green.

She took her pants off and had an oregano trail but after I went down on her I came down with dysentery.

by abacus-succubus February 28, 2023

taco trail

Noun: a line of naked women on all fours lined up with thier vaginas facing the same direction and lips spread to be fucked by a line of men or women with stepsons

I wouldn’t touch Clarissa if I were you. She took part in a taco trail at that swingers party at Jim’s last week

by Anyonymouswolf April 29, 2024

Hallelujah Trails

Slimy secretions like a snail trail that provide evidence a gentleman has reached satisfaction.

"Oooh, that's got it," sighed Jez as he spaffed his wad. "Sorry about the Hallelujah Trails over your face though doll."

by The Rejected October 11, 2011

Yogurt Trail

When you ejaculate on someone's "happy trail" and let it dry.

"Hey Tim, I think you've dropped some crumbs on yourself!"
"Nah man, that's my yogurt trail."

by LunaWolfgangGang April 9, 2024

Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023

Trail of tears

When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.

My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!

by McBurgerton February 9, 2010

Snail Trail

Snail Trail which is a sexual activity when the one partner shits on the other partners groin area, which then they proceed to slide back and forth creating what is to be called a Snail Trail.

"Yo man me and my girl tried the Snail Trail last night and that shit was fucking awesome, you gotta try it."

"Bro I heard that shit was gas I've gotta talk to my girl about performing the Snail Trail on me."

by FelchForLife84 March 18, 2023