Toot alert

When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.

Jake: “Farts”
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart

by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021

bush toot

When you have a bush and it smells like toot. Bush toot.

She walked by and I asked if she tooted, she said no. She had bush toot.

by Gandolfnigga January 28, 2017

vagina toot

A pussy fart! Plain and simple. Technically the release of air from the front bottom.

Did you hear that vagina toot that just slipped out? High five!

by Loberson December 17, 2020

SCOOTER TOOTER

When some kid named Tyler rides a scooter while simultaneously tooting

Hey look, it's Tyler the Scooter Tooter!

by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021

Tijuana toothpaste

A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm

"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
-or-
"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."

by Pepper May 13, 2005

Toothless Event

An event where it's a bunch of senior citizen or old people. They all lack teeth which makes them toothless. The activities done at the events are usually boring.

Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Harry's Grandpa's party?

Guy 2: Nah man, I heard its going to be a toothless event...bunch of old people talking about their hip replacement

by MochaMarguerita March 6, 2011

What Colour Is Your Toothbrush

The best way to start a conversation with a complete stranger if you feel awkward

"What Colour is your Toothbrush?" asked James "Mine's Red"

by Iainnnnnn November 30, 2019