by BLAAZZA :) April 13, 2010
Get the Tom Feltonmug. Tom Cruise is one of the only two actors to have seven consecutive $100 million plus blockbusters on their resume. Further, Forbes ranked Cruise as the most powerful celebrity in 2006. Obviously, Tom could never get these numbers and the associated prestige without being a fan favorite. However, beginning sometime in the early 2000s, it became somewhat fashionable to hate Tom Cruise.
Tom is also notorious for being a "midget", although he really isn't (at 5'7", he stands roughly the same height as the ever popular Joaquin Phoenix). Unfortunately, Tom fell in love with an exceptionally tall woman, 5'9" Katie Holmes, who is 5" taller than the average woman in the U.S. Katie sometimes wears 3" heels, which brings her height to 6'. This dramatic difference really does make poor Tom look like a midget.
In short, Tom used to be a popular actor as evidenced by his numerous blockbuster hits. He was even named People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1990. However, at some point he seems to have been brainwashed and is now a raving lunatic who practices the myth of scientology. There are disturbing reports of him cannibalizing Katie’s placenta, too.
Tom is also notorious for being a "midget", although he really isn't (at 5'7", he stands roughly the same height as the ever popular Joaquin Phoenix). Unfortunately, Tom fell in love with an exceptionally tall woman, 5'9" Katie Holmes, who is 5" taller than the average woman in the U.S. Katie sometimes wears 3" heels, which brings her height to 6'. This dramatic difference really does make poor Tom look like a midget.
In short, Tom used to be a popular actor as evidenced by his numerous blockbuster hits. He was even named People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1990. However, at some point he seems to have been brainwashed and is now a raving lunatic who practices the myth of scientology. There are disturbing reports of him cannibalizing Katie’s placenta, too.
Guy 1: Does Tom Cruise really drink toilet water?
Guy 2: I heard that Tom drinks out of the toilet because he can't reach the sink.
Guy 2: I heard that Tom drinks out of the toilet because he can't reach the sink.
by HuskyFan86 May 25, 2007
Get the Tom Cruisemug. by Lisalovee October 30, 2008
Get the tom kaulitzmug. A homosexual sausage wallet that loves to take it in the ass from black guys and have them ejaculate all over his face.
by lol bitch what now April 29, 2009
Get the Tom Sayermug. A person who cannot hear you, no matter how many times you repeat their name. The term is derived from the song Space Oddity.
by Pie Stealer March 8, 2015
Get the Major Tommug. Idiot: Hear that new Tom MacDonald song?
Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.
Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
Get the Tom MacDonaldmug. by Tomforbesfan123 November 27, 2021
Get the Tom Forbesmug.