Aaahh! It's rewind time!

A phrase coined by Will Smith, specifically used in the now most hated YouTube video ever, "YouTube Rewind 2018". The phrase can be used to reference the video to in itself be used as a humorous joke. The phrase itself is also a troll on the video altogether.

Joshua : "Aaahh! It's rewind time!"
Eli : "Bro, that video sucked, lmao"

by AcrynomC13 January 7, 2019

Tickle your beard

That means sex in the gay community.

I want to tickle your beard.

by just a little gay boy June 5, 2013

tiger parents

Name given to a parent or parents that hold unrealisticly high expectations and standards.

*Gets a 96 on test*
Tiger parents: If you have time for friends and fun then you have time for 4 more points

by Klutzzz May 20, 2016

Don'ting

Whatever you're thinking about saying or doing JUST DON'T, whether it's to avoid an argument or to not hurt someone's feelings instead of saying what's really on your mind you simply say "I'm don'ting" & leave it at that.

"I'm don'ting" today so leave me out of it.

by Mama Bear Lloyd November 29, 2016

Shrek (unit of time)

A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.

Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:

Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏

by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021

time for cock

A suffix to be applied to the answer whenever a member of the opposite sex asks you the time and it falls on the hour. As in 9 o'clock, time for cock.

NB. Not to be used on family members or really old / young members of opposite sex, please

Example 1
Girl: Hey, what time is it?
Guy: It's 10 o'clock...time for cock.
Girl: Cool

Example 2
Guy: Yo, do you know what time it is?
Girl: Sure i do, it's 9 o'clock, time for cock!
Guy: Awesome

by radishford October 13, 2013

rocky mountain bow tie

a safe-sex practice in which a condom is worn with an additional condom pulled over each testicle, with the two loose ends of the testicle condoms tied over top of the penis in a bow.

Used originally by Canadian males as an extra precaution against skin-to-skin contact STI when engaging in sexual relations with the promiscuous women of Canada's Rocky Mountain ski resorts.

ski-bum 1: Bro where did you end up last night?

ski-bum 2: I hooked up with some Australian skank, I was wasted.

ski-bum 1: Oh man, hope you rocky mountain bow tied that shit!

by aleksu November 26, 2010