Unicorn Horn

Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.

P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.

I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.

by JayFlyer May 6, 2015

Magenta unicorn

When a man, typically caucasian, is close to cumming and his penis turns a bright red color due to the built up pressure

Babe stick your magenta unicorn in my mouth

by Mrdevilunicorn January 15, 2016

gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.

For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."

by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014

unicorn event

An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck

I got asked out by two women in one day. This is definitely a unicorn event.

by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019

slay that unicorn

Overcoming an obstacle that has eluded for so long as to seem impossible.

In trick dog training, a Unicorn trick is the trick that has been so difficult to achieve that it seems like a mythical construct - an impossible dream. Thus, Slay that Unicorn is finally accomplishing the impossible!

by animalmom September 23, 2015

Unicorn Pussy

When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.

Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.

by Strobesauce May 22, 2023