Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status

cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

facebook Dirty Sanchez

by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011

Confederate statue

A Confederate statue is no more a threat to public safety than a statue of a Civil Rights leader. The statue was never the threat, it's the ppl eople that gather around the statue, no matter their shade of skin, that are a threat to each other. The statues are fine the way they are, they were after all, built by humans.

It's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a Confederate statue, just like it's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a statue of a Civil Rights leader. Both kinds of statues should be left alone, if anything people are more of a threat to the statues than the statues are to people.

by Solid Mantis May 4, 2021

The ill status

An ill band or a way to say something that someone is doing

That sandwitch was the ill status

by holiluya June 11, 2006

man status

when you are a narcissistic bastard, and better than God at life.

You have achieve man status when you are never wrong.

by Man-status agent September 14, 2009

pimp-status

super-cool, sweet, awesome

Did you see the new iPod touch? It's totally pimp-status!

by bekki_the_pimp June 26, 2008

Champion Status

Another term for anal sex.

Hey Jeff how'd it go with that girl last night?

Champion status baby!!

by hobbitking February 19, 2011

Status Updater

A person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing shit about their day which no one cares about.

This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.

Man, Ryan really is a 'status updater' i'm gunna delete his ass, he's taking up my news feed

by kinger22 June 20, 2011