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A guy that his big chad energy is able to break time and space continuum. With his penultimate power he can make reality whatever he pleases it to be.
He has an incredibly high iQ that even tests are not able to calculate as it overpasses the tests limits.
People say that Chuck Norris is an descendant of his, when Chuck was asked if he had any relations, his face went white and hid his tears.
Scientists have tried to calculate his big CHAD energy but were unable to because when they found the number they went crazy and were hospitalized.
Legend says that the most powerful and fearsome ALPHA MALES and SIGMA MALES gathered to defeat him, but were so easily defeated that they were erased from history as to not harm the Alpha male and sigma male PR.
Things Mixelis is known for:
•Impregnating a black hole
•Being the strongest Multi-universal being
•Not drinking Coffee in the morning
A guy that his big chad energy is able to break time and space continuum. With his penultimate power he can make reality whatever he pleases it to be.
He has an incredibly high iQ that even tests are not able to calculate as it overpasses the tests limits.
People say that Chuck Norris is an descendant of his, when Chuck was asked if he had any relations, his face went white and hid his tears.
Scientists have tried to calculate his big CHAD energy but were unable to because when they found the number they went crazy and were hospitalized.
Legend says that the most powerful and fearsome ALPHA MALES and SIGMA MALES gathered to defeat him, but were so easily defeated that they were erased from history as to not harm the Alpha male and sigma male PR.
Things Mixelis is known for:
•Impregnating a black hole
•Being the strongest Multi-universal being
•Not drinking Coffee in the morning
Alpha male1: wow is that Mixelis???
Alpha male2: DUDE DONT SAY THAT NAME OUT LOUD HE WILL ERASE YOU
Alpha male2: Alpha male1? Where are you?
Alpha male2: DUDE DONT SAY THAT NAME OUT LOUD HE WILL ERASE YOU
Alpha male2: Alpha male1? Where are you?
by Mixelis November 20, 2021
Get the Mixelismug. by SkankMaster April 8, 2012
Get the Mixed fartmug. A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.
by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017
Get the The Pretzels of the Party Mixmug. $punky mix is a CRAZY dude, he ain't afraid of nothin'. $punky mix is usually a very good singer with a lovely voice. An average $punk wouldn't be very tall, blond hair but have a hillarious personality, what's not to love?
- Have you seen that retarded kid Oskar?
- Nope, do you mean $punky mix?
- Nah, $punky is a cool dude!
- Nope, do you mean $punky mix?
- Nah, $punky is a cool dude!
by Jepstar November 27, 2018
Get the $punky mixmug. by JermoeASFrealnotfake March 1, 2022
Get the Mix & matchmug. When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.
by realrealbananapeel September 9, 2023
Get the Kentucky Mixmug. Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird
Me: Americans are weird
by Pooplead September 22, 2020
Get the mixed eggsmug.