Definitions by SammySlimJim

The Pretzels of the Party Mix 

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

The Pretzels of the Party Mix by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017