Feed The Baby

When a dude gets blown off by someone else’s pregnant girlfriend or ideally wife, and she swallows.

I had to stop by sarah’s on the way home from the bar to “feed the baby.”

by Dirty Randy 69 November 5, 2018

Feed the U

To do something utterly disgusting but also required. The expression came about when a guy was sharing a small hotel room with his new girlfriend. After passing a stool in the morning, he discovered that the flush didn't work. Rather than face the embarrassment of letting his new flame witness his morning defecation, he dropped to his knees, grabbed the turd and manually fed it through the u-bend.

"I really don't want to do this but I've got to feed the u"

by horndog2017 July 5, 2017

Bird Feeding

Cumming in someone’s mouth and they, in turn, pass along to you or someone else.

My girlfriend gave me a blow job and tried bird feeding me with my own cum but I politely declined.

by Beags Reid October 13, 2018

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Trough Feeding

When an individual consumes food while extremely intoxicated and only allows strategic breathing methods to continue feeding....

Dylan & Bill were so fucked up last night they were trough feeding before passing out...

by BillDawg1967 May 8, 2022

feeding the herd

paying multiple people to help or interact with the person that is paying them

''How did he won the competition? His work was the worst of them all!''
''I bet he was just feeding the herd, damn sell outs!''
sell out

by CoffeeK_ July 15, 2017

Feed Heat

When an individual is scrolling through his/her social media and they come across a post of a person they do not like and get mad over it unexpectedly. They are then reminded of the reasons as to why they DO not like that person.

Often times due to the user interface of social media it is unavoidable.

*Doris scrolling though her instagram feed*
Dora: Fucking Bitch!
Kelly: Whats up?
Dora: No I saw this pic of Liz on my Instagram. I hate her but I can't unfollow her because I don't want it to get awkward at work. She's such a bitch!

Kelly: Looks like you Caught some Feed Heat.

by Cirno9 January 2, 2016