Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.

The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!

by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021

Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.

My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs

by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022

We are farmer's bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

Its a company idk

We are farmer's bum bum bum bum bum bum bum is a meme ig

by I make mugs May 30, 2022

farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017

Aura Farmer

Someone who farms aura points all the time by pretending to know things or be good at things retroactively after they happened.

"Hey man I knew he was gonna do that the whole time" hey come on man stop being a aura farmer

by owangutaun January 4, 2025

Rice Farmer

A white man who only likes asian girls

Mark only likes asian girls, he's a rice farmer

by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023

farmer love

When there are two people who farmers who get it in with animals or people in barns

farmers love sex

(Bob) my uncle is all about that farmer love with the horses.

by Very_cool dude March 7, 2019