Ultimate Captain

The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch.

That nigga Garet is so fucked up he thinks he will get mad pussy if he has the ultimate captain

by LiqourBonger October 23, 2008

faggot captain

The cheif or second in command of all faggots or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence. Usually quite skilled at ass fucking and cock sucking. May also have the voice of a little girly boy.

Percy Jetter was a dainty little faggot captain who enjoyed ruling over his queer peers.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. November 6, 2006

Captain morgan

To approach ones sexual partner from the rear position; the male takes a knee to position himself behind ones partner in a manner similar to the stance of Captain Morgan, the mascot of spiced rum.

I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!

by Surakusa April 22, 2008

CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK

DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST

by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010

captain walsh

someone you have to salute him every time he walks by

captain Walsh rocks

by Mr.Gentlemen April 20, 2022

Captain Capeman

An uber-cool superhero who spends his off-time at BSF

Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.

by retro October 23, 2003

captain fantasy

the nickname of the weird kid from the 80's movie, Enid Finds Her Father

captain fantasy is the name of a movie character

by suggestions121 September 29, 2008