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Noun; Someone who makes it their job to judge other people's fashion, a person without the skills to tell when not to comment on your poor appearance

The term is jokingly used for self-appointed individuals who criticise the clothing others wear, and thereby those others' fashion sense.

Often used in a joking manner as response to a compliment.

In reference to the fashion magazine, Vogue
"Oh, I look good today? How'd I look yesterday? Did I offend you with my ugliness? How about last week? Did I disgust you? You're such a Vogue Captain. What is wrong with you?"
by wk sun August 25, 2009
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