touch grass

THE MOST. MOST. POWERFUL. WORDS. it makes a discord mod go crazy, and sometimes get removed out of their existance

a person who has a discord account: *types* yo bro, mr. discord mod

discord mod:what

a person who has a discord account: touch grass

(the discord mod had nothing to say because he got removed out of his existence)

by asdwdsaw145 February 28, 2022

Touch Cookie

An individual, normally female, who has an excessive, uncontrollable need to touch their loved ones and friends.

I miss my husband so much. We talk on the phone everyday, but I am a real Touch Cookie and am feeling the need for some physical contact.

by Deadkennedy80 May 5, 2010

Touch Fuck

when someone is sleeping in a bed and the two people on the floor are having sex and keep running into the bed. The two people having sex on the floor are the Touch Fuck.

you are such a Touch Fuck

by courtney+ stephanie February 8, 2009

touched by an angel

when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.

"Thank God I was touched by an angel."

by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

Touch Dinks

1. the act of touching one penis to another for fun and profit.

2.used to describe someone being an idiot.

3. Used to describe a woman who lusts for the genitals of men.

1. Hey guys, touch dinks?

2. Ya, he just won't stop touchin' dinks and stuff.

3. She wants to touch dinks with me.

by Came-one|AKS June 30, 2004

touch me not

a girl/boy in grade school that won't do more than hold hands

young boy: i tried to touch my girl friends privates and she wouldn't let me that makes her a touch me not

by scoop69 January 23, 2007

touch a tit

something pasko has yet to experiance and by the looks of things he will cease to exist before he completes this.

his 'mates: fuck you go touch a tit and wear a new t-shit

by bundooola April 1, 2003