A friendly prank amongst Canadian adults in the winter season wherein the target is gang-pissed upon by his best mates while he's sleeping, and is then tossed into the freezing outdoors until the piss freezes, leaving him with some nice, shiny golden armour.
"Hey Brian, what happened to all your fingers and toes?"
"Oh, just a little golden armour from the boys last night. I didn't wake up until noon!"
"Oh, just a little golden armour from the boys last night. I didn't wake up until noon!"
by TheBladeGamer December 29, 2018
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Get the Golden Card mug.When you pee right before sex and don't give it that last shake, then proceed to go directly to the mushroom tap and spritz her face with the urine residuals.
by Gdog Pounder September 2, 2010
Get the golden spritzer mug.Where you get naked whilst wearing antlers and then you do a wee wee poo poo combo in your hands or a mixing bowl and mix it together like dough then rub it on your chest whilst the postman pegs you whilst also wearing antlers as you make moose noises
The postman delivered a fantastic golden moose this morning, it was messy and refreshing all at the same time
by BarryTingle August 11, 2022
Get the Golden Moose mug.The act of urinating into a condom while having sex, pulling the piss-filled condom off, tying it in a knot, then proceeding to throw the now waste-filled balloon at your partner's face.
Yvonne: So, Taylor told me that John had Golden Ambushed her the other night.
Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.
Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.
by Indeedilllly November 24, 2012
Get the Golden Ambush mug.I was at the party with Erin trying to get some alone time so we went outside and I gave her a Golden Slushie...she ended up getting frostbite.
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