text support

Offering moral support and love via text message. Note, this technique is especially useful when your foul-weather friend is going through her umpteenth horrendous breakup and you're sick of actually talking to her, or wrather, pretending to listen. You still want to be nice, but damn, you gots bettah things to do than listen to her whine all day! Shee-it.

<cell rings>
Me: Ugh god, its my needy friend Samantha again. I swear, I've nursed that girl through so many break-ups...
Cool Friend I'm Hangin' Wid: Fuck her. Don't answer it.
Me: But I still want to help and I do care about her...
Cool Friend: What you need to do is offer a little text support.
Me: Great! Got it! Thanks text support!!!

by SeaOrland May 2, 2008

text massages

when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage

"Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!"

by Jennifer Goldberg March 8, 2008

Wake up text

It's when you text someone late night, midday, AM or when you assume the other person is asleep and you've got something pointless to say and you start out a very pointless conversation with a text that reads... "Wake up text". This text may be altered in any means necessary to suit your style as long as the phrase "Wake up text" is still included and in the same exact order with "Wake" right before "up" and followed by "text"

It is 4am at Purdue and Gerard is studying. Rigorously.

Meanwhile, Don at UIC lays his head on his Barney pillow.

Gerard text's: Wake up text
Don replies: Thanks. What you doin?
*Texting continues through the night*

::ALTERED VER::
Gerard text's: Wake up text bith!
Don replies: **DOESN'T REPLY**

by G.Rad May 6, 2009

text-message ninja

a kind of person that is never seen not text messenging.

damn, hat bitch is a text-message ninja.

____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.

by Mo Sess January 4, 2006

textaholic

someone who cannot resist the urge of texting even for a minute.

text addict.

excessive use of cellular phones by texting.

Janna is a certified textaholic!

by oklahomacity March 13, 2009

Brain Text

A girl in your contacts willing to give you head.

Matt: She a booty call?
Peter: Nah, she a brain text.

by A Peter O October 6, 2008

Text Fighting

Having a disagreement and arguing via text messages. Usually occurs when a cowardly guy avoids hearing his girls voice yelling at him over the phone.

Meg: What happen last night?!

Joyce: Jim lied about going out with his friends last night. He wouldnt pick up his phone so we started Text Fighting.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009