tear money

Money made off the tears of a woman. How you make it is up to you.

Let's make shirts, rent a bus, get laid, and get rich off their tear money.

by skubb May 6, 2011

tearable

Something that is so bad you could literally cry.

That essay I just handed in was tearable, I'm going to eat ice cream and sob while watching Mean Girls when I get home.

by color-and-colour December 7, 2012

virgin tears

The most deadly and lucid drug in the DFW area of Texas. Mostly used by high school age adolescents because the majority of those who use virgin tears die before the age of twenty.

Kevin loves smoking virgin tears, even though he knows what they do to his body.

by bVsedSod January 16, 2014

bitch tears

When a girl cries to get her way, specifically in order to alienate a guy in a social situation.

"When she brought out the bitch tears, Karl knew he'd be asked to leave".

by tapperwrapper July 24, 2014

Dogecoin-hater tears

Slang for urine or piss

"Ah man, I just slipped in some dogecoin-hater tears

by Watermeloncholy May 14, 2021

Tattoo Tear

When ur friend or someone close to u dies or is kill u get two tattoo tears to represent ur loss andthe feelings u had for them, but when u get ur revenge by killing the person who killed ur friend/family member u only tattoo one tear

Game has one tattoo tear because of some shit that went down, and lil wayne has two tattoo tears for his dead father

by Silk1235 September 12, 2006

Gypsy Tear

When having sex you pull out and cum just under the eye. Therefore creating a 'gypsy tear'.

'That girl good a real gypsy tear last night' Laughed the boy

by Roonbergandy & The Wildabeast February 8, 2010