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Tea'd Off

A condition percuilair to Tea Party members. Characterized by a bright red face, fist-shaking, and incoherent shouting. Most often seen in groups.
What's with that guy? Dunno, he is either Tea'd Off or has rabies.
by HavaBrain October 11, 2010
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Tea-cupped

A discret way of inviting someone with flirty intentions...

If its late at night and you change 'tea' to 'coffee' its obvious you're inviting sex.
"I just got tea-cupped" ie someone just made a flirty invite

"Wanna have tea" ie "wanna have sex"
by Tea-enthusiast October 23, 2012
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tea kettle trauma

S H O T O T O D O R O K I .

The Big Red Spot On Shoto Todoroki's Face Is From His Mother Pouring Water From A Tea Kettle Onto Him.
Shoto Todoroki Is From MHA.
Man: what trauma did shoto todoroki go thru?
Non-binary person: T E A K E T T L E T R A U M A
Man: Whats Tea Kettle Trauma?
Non-binary person: The Big Red Spot On Shoto Todoroki's Face Is From His Mother Pouring Water From A Tea Kettle Onto Him. That's Tea Kettle Trauma.
Man: Oh...
by NON-BINARY PERSON! April 21, 2021
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tea and crumpets

The act of a male individual throwing a reverse cowgirl or squatting over a woman or man, and dipping his nutsack and cock (aka man junk) into their mouth and making sure his asshole is grinding on their nose.
Usually reserved for an especially vicious slam, use of this phrase can be for the fun of it.

“You just served up some tea and crumpets”
“Would you like some tea and crumpets?”
by bike dick March 6, 2009
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Tea was fantastic

This is deadass the worst insult a Pakistani could use against an Indian.
Any time it is used it will automatically end their career in one strike.
Imran Khan : hello modi
Modi: stfu imrun you bikhari terrorist pakistani
Imran Khan : "Tea was fantastic"
Modi: *dies*
by Bruh0278bruh November 16, 2020
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tea party

the act of rubbing your dick on a girls pussy during foreplay
To get wet, she had a tea party with my dick
by kfederale September 30, 2007
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Tea Kettle

Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.
The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.
by 3rd Floor Seward September 25, 2006
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