taco city

When a single woman who has previously not desired a relationship despite having options now finds herself thinking about commitment, but does not seem to be meeting many men - or finds herself mostly arond other girls.

"Now that I actually have time for a boyfriend, its a fuckin taco city!"

by k-diddle October 7, 2013

Taco Shot

Eating a soft shell taco in one bite

He just finished 6 tacos in 5 minutes! He must be taking taco shots

by Menisaphis March 1, 2011

Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011

Tucker taco

A sandwich/taco created out of what ever things you can find in the fridge.

Hey bro you want a tucker taco

by Captaincheesepuffs March 28, 2020

Crunchy Taco

A girl who isn't horny and has a dry ass vagina.

I went to Chelsea's house last night and she had a crunchy taco.

by Afterhourcomedy July 3, 2020