Singular: tool squadee
a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.
The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.
a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.
The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.
Bob: So then I said-
John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.
(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)
Bob: *whew* That was close.
Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.
Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?
John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.
(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)
Bob: *whew* That was close.
Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.
Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?
by ainm-cleite October 28, 2014
Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain
please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023
A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.
by Firenerd January 27, 2014
One who is enslaved by the fallic object known as the penis. A compound of two slang words, "tool" and "cock".
by RabidPanda October 22, 2003
by Ashhhhhhhhhhhhhy August 29, 2010
Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!
by CapnCratch September 04, 2009
A die heart tool fan. if you criticize tool in any way, a tool fag will snap and possibly kill you.
Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..
Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..
Jim: Man, tool's singer sucks balls, its like he's singing with his nose or something.
Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@
JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG
Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@
JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG
by ILISTENTOTOOL January 04, 2009