Joey Toast

A combination of Joey Deacon, meaning someone who is a few sandwiches short of a picnic and Toast, meaning they are a bit slow. Toast being adopted from the 'Cartoon Network' show 'Ed, Edd & Eddy', were one of its main characters, who is alot like Joey Deacon, frequently uses the phrase "Buttered toast!"

"Erm, uh, huy, hi!" squealed Derek.
"Shut it Deeko, you actually Joey Toast!" replied Lewis.

by Valentino Rossi November 10, 2008

Shrimp Toast

A very attractive, strong minded, highly advanced individual. Often times underestimated by their peers a Shrimp Toast is quite the amazing individual.

Person 1: "Woah look at that Shrimp Toast over there"
Person 2: "What do you mea---- *sees Shrimp Toast* Oh my that's quite the individual right there"

by LilShrimpToast June 1, 2020

butters my toast

To Annoy, Provoke, or Piss someone Off.

Can you stop it really butters my toast when you do that Imo

by miisfiit December 15, 2014

melba toast

Toast for people who don't like toast. Kind of like computer toast, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I eat melba toast, so I have no friends.

by C. Frey March 17, 2008

wheat toast

When the toast gets lost from the returned toaster.

Oh Shit Szechuan! Your Wheat Toast was returned to Buy Best with your toaster and you were charged a 15% restocking fee. But Hey! I got this really cool Dongle! Tra-lala?

by Szechuan Wheat December 8, 2009

like a cat on toast

1.cool, hip or jive
2.easy,working exactly as it should

1.That suit is cool like a cat on toast
2.Wow, that was easy as a cat on toast

by Frodo E. July 20, 2008

Buttering the toast

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast

by asian4hire December 5, 2016