Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
by Doctor W October 26, 2011
Get the Salem Fastmug. A syndrome in which when you type too fast, You'll begin to miss spaces, letters or any other key. It can be acronymized into "FTS"
I accidentally wrote "Bamtan" instead of "Batman", Looks like my FTS (Fast Typing Syndrome) has got me!
by Spark the Electric Jester September 9, 2025
Get the Fast Typing Syndromemug. by Taymbro November 13, 2021
Get the fast kittymug. by RiasBloodRose September 6, 2016
Get the Kentucky Fast Ballmug. person 1: god damn its been 15 minutes and all i ordered was a burger
Person 2: yeah and that burger doesn't even need cheese
Person 1: no kidding, talk about fast food long
Person 2: yeah and that burger doesn't even need cheese
Person 1: no kidding, talk about fast food long
by lil steezy January 14, 2010
Get the fast food longmug. 
(According to a 73 year old dude, a regular customer of mine at the bar where I bartend… after his 9th beer)
It means you’re swift… and prettier than all the stars in the sky.
(This was the definition he gave me after I thought he had just called me a FAT FUCK lol 🤣🤣🤣)
Upon further research, I learned that it also means “Promiscuous”! … that dirty bird!)
It means you’re swift… and prettier than all the stars in the sky.
(This was the definition he gave me after I thought he had just called me a FAT FUCK lol 🤣🤣🤣)
Upon further research, I learned that it also means “Promiscuous”! … that dirty bird!)
by #smalltownbartender November 23, 2022
Get the Fast Foxmug.