Saggy Tits

Do your tits hang low?
Do they waddle to the floor?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder.. etc. etc.

Basically boobs that are either so big that they are touching your belly button or your just REALLY old.

DAYUM that girl has got some SAGGY TITS jeez.

by Sharmainexox3932 February 17, 2008

back tits

When a human is so grossly obese that their back fat appears to be a pair of floppy sagging breasts.

Yesterday on the plane I had to sit next to a giant bastard that took up 2 seats and a pair of back tits that would put most women to shame.

by Dizzle September 24, 2002

tits a bit nipply outside

a play on words with the phrase 'its a bit nippy outside.'

Tod: 'Man, tits a bit nipply outside'
Girlfriend: 'Excuse me honey?'
Tod: 'It's cold outside dear, and your nipples sticking through your shirt only adds to the effect.'
Girlfriend: 'Hehe :)'

by anthonyisyourmanthony November 29, 2009

tits in Cali

A phrase used to describe the transparent and artifical nature, of a person's projected character or personality.

"That chick pretends to be sincere and honest, but she's like 'tits in Cali': totally FAKE."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

fake tits mcgraw

a common female "mcgraw", with large obviously fake breasts

"for fuck sake dougie, fake tits mcgraw has got her baps out again"

As seen in Kavos 2005

by Stuarty boy April 17, 2007

tits-a-floppin

(phrase): a term for female (or some male) mammary glands, often referred to as breasts, that are sagging to the floor due to the force of gravity and bounces in a flopping manner every time the owner of said glands are moving.

(n.): a nickname for someone whose tits are flopping

(phr): your grandma's tits-a-floppin and hit me in the face

by i like stuffffff February 23, 2009

tits on ice

The term used to describe something exceptionally awesome. The term is derived from the basic phrase of describing something awesome as "the tits", yet we all know that everything is better on ice, so when something is exceptionally awesome it can be described as "tits on ice", hence the etymology of the phrase.

Jon: "Man Rambo IV was the tits! I can't wait until Rambo V comes out."
Josh: "Yeah man, that shit is going to be the the tits on ice!"

by Jonny Coldwar November 30, 2009