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Thumb Drive

A sexual act where, when having sex doggy-style, the man suddenly inserts his thumb into the woman's asshole and yells, "Vroom vroom!" as she tries to pull away.
I gave my girlfriend a thumb drive last night, so she punched me in the nuts and dumped me.
by DoctorShangooly November 5, 2009
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Bible Thumper

Biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. The thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.

Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.

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The Bible Thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by assassinating a pro-choice physician.
by LAlawMedMBA October 21, 2014
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Thumb-Tuck

The Thumb-Tuck is how men conceal erections by putting their hands in their pockets, with their thumb around their member.
"Check out Dom, he's blatantly Thumb-Tucking after being on the pone to his mother"
by Sherington November 19, 2006
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thumbitis

Thumbitis is the red blistery affect that occurs on the underside of the thumb. The most common cause of thumbitis is too much text messaging with mobile devices.

(as defined on www.thumbcare.com)
I got thumbitis using my Blackberry too long. Now my thumbs are numb and blistered.
by thumbcare.com January 23, 2009
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Thompson Gunner

1) Take an empty 20 oz. bottle of soda (preferably Mountain Dew)
2) Poke a hole in the bottom smaller than the size of your thumb
3) Cover the hole, bitch.
4) Fill bottle with beer. To the top. Bitch.
5) Put foil on open top. Poke holes in it with a fork.
6) Put a hit of weed on foil. Or more.
7) Shotgun the beer while someone lights the weed
8) Take the hit after draining beer.
9) Enjoy it. Bitch.
10) Repeat 1-9
Dude A: Oh my god, I just had 2 Thompson Gunners.
Dude B: You must be fuckeddd up
Dude A: Yeah, my hand won't stay still and I see demons.
Dude B: Thank god for Trev Thompson, UChicago
by DJKuni January 15, 2010
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Thumb Toe

–noun
1. one of the terminal digits of the human foot, a part resembling a thumb in shape or position.
There is legend to suggest a condition by the name of "THUMB TOES" discovered in Australia circa November 29, 1982 exists; whereby the "big toe" or the first, innermost, largest digit of the foot sticks up and somewhat resembles a "thumbs up". While much has been documented and reported about "toe thumbs" (big toes used in place of severed thumbs, usually as a result of abattoir/shopping related incidents), the THUMB TOE phenomenon still largely remains a mystery. Is it the next stage of evolution? Are humans to end up with thumbs as every digit on both our hands AND our feet? Only time will tell. The only thing we know for certain is stock in havaianas is sure to go up.
by TheEggThatWalks August 15, 2010
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thumbing-the-gums

A scholarly term for female masturbation.
"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."
by Nora J. April 24, 2010
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