Car nudes

Photos t of desired car parts that car enthusists typically share via text message late at night

David's wife caught him exchanging car nudes again last night.

by Bearsbeetsbattlestar February 19, 2017

Car Hoe

A person whom constantly changes lanes in an area of heavy traffic to gain a small decrease of time to their destination and inconvenience drivers.

That car hoe just changed lanes again!

by Jimbo Dohner July 23, 2020

Kicking Cars

verb The act of exploding your feet into parked cars after achieving incredible states of drunkeness and happiness all at once.

adjective intense satisfaction with alcohol as contributor

how was you night?

Dude, kicking cars night!

Translation: fun at a club, drunk, hooked up, and consequently slammed feet into parked cars.

by MiamiJones September 28, 2011

cowchair in the car

n. modifier of cowchair. cowchair is girl you would bone if she ripped off her clothes and begged for it,whereas cowchair in the car is a girl that you would bone very happily under any circumstance, eg. hot. Used to relay this information to your friends while said girl is within earshot.

Guy 1: "Cowchair in the car!"
Guy 2: "Cowchair in the car? I dunno, cowchair, but in the car?"
Guy 1: "Dude, cowchair in the car."
Guy 2: "Yeah in the car..."

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

car dp445

Racer Number 95, Lightning McQueen who was given the title car dp445 for going out on the town with minors for publicity, but claims the 8th grader he was going out with told him she was 18. He is also know as Lightning McGroomer

"car dp445 once again caught messaging minors after being caught 2 years Ago”

by Sockman247 October 1, 2023

cars mcqueef

Not to be mistaken for Lightning McQueen from the Cars franchise, Cars McQueef is a skrtified racer who knows how to eskeet

Person 1: OMG is that Cars McQueef??
Person 2: It must be, he's skeeting all over.

by avasays July 31, 2017

The 3am car

Every night at 3am a car comes past your house and everyone else's house in the world and nothing else happens but everybody thinks its creepy. This happens every night for ever

OMG there is the 3am car agin

by Iszy a peep May 7, 2020