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Beach Bowling

having a competition between two people at the beach to see who can bodysurf into the hottest girl.
by Not Jesse Maynard January 8, 2012
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beach chic

A phrase used to define a dress code for an event party (example a 24th birthday party). The combination of smart casual clothing with beach apparel. A person may claim he/she personifies this phrase. The style suggests sandals over heels for comfort and ease on the sand.
"The dress dressing code is 'beach chic'. Everyone says its so me!" exclaimed Wesley.
by Gekka February 26, 2014
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Beach Noob

A person whom thinks they are cool at the beach with their "friends". Also known as a tourist, douche bag, and jerk off.
Wow, That beach noob sure does look cool with all of his friends.

This beach is now infested with a bad case of beach noobs.
by Lickmycornhole July 13, 2011
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smithton beach

Place in along the Youghiogheny River in Western PA. And is a heroin hotspot that has seen a lot of overdoses.
Billy: “Hey lets go to Smithton Beach!”
Tyler:”Isn’t that where my cousin got married last summer?”
by ThickToiletSeat666 May 3, 2018
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Walrus Beach

A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.

It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.

The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
by Sass sha J May 18, 2010
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sound beach

Sound beach, a really ghetto town with heroin dealers everywhere and houses smaller than a mini bus.
Need some good stuff?

Nah im good, im from sound beach
by Tyrone from LI June 26, 2017
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beach cube

Simultaneously the best and most disappointing beach toy in the universe. One inflates it, and expects it to be a ball- yet looks on in disappointment as your Poundland beach toy turns out to be a fucking cube.
by Dlabtross July 10, 2017
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