5 Seconds of Summer

A shitty boyband. They themselves aren't bad, but it is their unbearable fangirls who will deny to the grave that 5 seconds of summer is a boyband. The main argument is that they play their own instruments so that disqualifies them from boyband status, which of course is false. Also more annoying is the imaginary link that has been made with this boyband, and real punk rock bands. They and their fanbase like to wear classic punk rock t-shirts, although most of them have no fucking idea what they are wearing.

Fangirl: "I love 5 Seconds of Summer!!!"
Me: "Do you also love The Misfits, since you are wearing the Crimson Ghost?"
Fangirl: "Isn't The Misfits a clothing brand?"
Me: "Please take off that shirt and proceed to set yourself on fire."

by Leroy Sid December 22, 2014

Summer Breeze

A Summer Breeze is the act of farting in bed, fanning it at your partner with the sheets while singing Summer Breeze by Seals and Crofts.

I totally gave my girlfriend a Summer Breeze in bed last night.

by gasman72 May 5, 2009

summert

some-er-t
midlands slang for something, often used it nottinghamshire areas.

i duno, i think its number ten or summert.

I'm bored, think of summert to do.

by georgiebabessxx March 14, 2008

Summer Nocturnality Syndrome

Behavior often characterized in people with a summer break where the individual would start sleeping five o' clock in the morning and wake up two in the afternoon, because they simply and quite frankly don't give a damn.

Also known as Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder in the real world where people still don't really give a damn.

Joe's (Summer Nocturnality Syndrome Patient) Typical Day:

Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Eat dinner
Step 3: Sleep

Repeat.

by zebracanon June 26, 2010

summer 2k18

the best time of your fucking life. live it up when u can. regret nothing. yolo everything.

summer 2k18 will be the best 3 months of your life

by 16892 June 22, 2018

Summer

Summer is beautiful like (goddamn) usually has a friend ALAYLA. Stubborn,pretty,high confidence, ect..

Likes a boy with their first letter D
(Not snitching on her she told me)

Likes slime (she kept asking for it)
Has a lot of friends
The annoying funny
Has a lot of brothers

CAN KICK SOMEBODYS ASS
Hangs with boys alot because she dont like to hang out with girls bc thier to girly

And again I say this SHE FINE
LOVES TIKTOK😤😜

If you dont have a summer in your life too bad cause she can make you smile anytime

Most boys like her and dont want to admit it and the boys who do are to confident and need a chill pill

Boy-hey summer wyd
Summer🤤-nothing
Boy-i like you and your so pretty and I want you to be my girlfriend
Summer🤤-*laughs*YEET YOU THOUGHT

by Imherbsfff September 22, 2018

Summer

Summer is a brown haired lass who has a huge love for echo falls xxx she is an honest and loyal pal and everyone who meets her will Love her!

“Hey summer! Want some echo falls??”
“Pass me the fucking bottle bitch !”

by A.cool.guy.xx January 17, 2020