shot shocked

The rigid pose an individual assumes after being ejaculated on.

“Allie was super shot shocked after I busted my nut all over her last night.”

by macsam98 June 2, 2021

southpaw shocker

The act of doing the Shocker during sex but instead of your hand you use your big toe and your pinky toe

Broke my hand last week while skating so now I have to hit her with the Southpaw Shocker

by Southpaw Sipper June 17, 2021

German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.

“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”

by Sexy pair February 5, 2022

What a shocking bad hat!

Victorian slang. Often used by street urchins before knocking your hat into the gutter.

"What a shocking bad hat!" shouted the boy, knocking the young ladies' hat into the gutter. "Velocipede squad, after him!" She shouted.

by Dupliciglot June 19, 2015

Cock n' Shock

when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).

Grandma passed last night, so I gave her the good ol' Cock n' Shock, and she was in no time.

by BornBaltimoreon January 27, 2022

Stocky Bahko

A relentless permeation coming from the vagina, which is produced from a constant flow of putrid vaginal secretions.

If she sits down and a green gas mushroom clouds from her vagina.......that bitch got Stocky Bahko!

by Edumacationator March 6, 2010

Stockblock

Origin: 'cockblock'

1. When a competing brand's creative agency publishes a stock photograph before your creative agency's work goes to press.

2. When a creative/designer finds it difficult or impossible to find the right stock photograph for his/her job using the search tools on a stock image library.

1. "We had this great picture of a guy sneezing on a bus we were going to use for our campaign, but (competing brand)'s guys stockblocked us and it's all over the city already. I think we're going to have to rethink the creative now".

2. "I can't find a picture of a businesswoman jumping through a series of hoops that symbolizes the way her boss has her, well, jumping through hoops. I'm totally stockblocked.

by imadesigner March 3, 2010