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baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them
there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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sitting fat

riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive

money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!

john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!

i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
by michael foolsley May 15, 2011
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Shitting Blue Lights

British saying to express great surprise and or fear.

the use of the words "blue lights" in this saying most likely refers to the lights found on emergency vehicles such as police, ambulance and fire service.

When they approach from behind at breakneck speed with their sirens blaring and lights flashing, you are often caught by surprise, this causes the fight of flight response also known as "shitting yourself. "

The combination of flashing lights as well as a fear response produces the saying "shitting blue lights"
There was a loud bang followed by a scream, i shat blue lights, and ran

When i saw the dog come running out the gate after me, i was so scared i was shitting blue lights.

Note* emergency vehicles do not need to be present for this saying to be used to describe acute fear or surprise.
by abominableangel February 25, 2013
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in-shitting-credible

Did you see that? That was in-shitting-credible!
by Nick Ashley April 13, 2005
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Robo shitting

While one is robo tripping they have a hallucination about having a really good shit, this dream-like state then carries over into real life and they shit their pants.

Conclusion: The pleasurable shit turns into a disastrous shit in your bottoms. Beware of Roboshitters, you can mark them by the stain on their pants.
After Fat-xena(fatzina) stumbled by with a stain in her pants Hercules shouted "Girl, you robo shitting!"
by Penguina March 22, 2012
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Spanish Shitting Syndrome

The everyday feeling of when you enter your Spanish Class, you need to take a shit.
"Man, ever since Spanish, my Spanish Shitting Syndrome has gotten so much worse. I almost had diarrhea en mis pantalones. Gracias Senora!"
by Shitting Spanish Student February 5, 2013
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One Eyed Spitting Snake

I like to play with my one eyed spitting snake
by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011
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