Stiffin

A drunken motion of a dude in your group who’s self conscious about being around 5 foot 5 inches but it’s more because he walks around downtown with his boys in the same bumbling sloppy motion that their 5 inch dick wiggles in his power rangers underwear. These types of people are rumored to grow landing strips in their taint areas.

He walk around with his arms dangling around like a T-Rex or.. is This nigga Stiffin?

by Mojoprick January 12, 2019

stiff lincoln

A crisp 5 dollar bill used for hush money.

Billy gave Samantha a stiff Lincoln to keep her mouth shut. #notmetoo

by Yomommaisphat July 25, 2019

stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 4, 2019

Stiff

When someone fine as hell

Kailey: you stiff as hell 🥵
Brandon: preciate ya 😁

by yessssirrrrrrr December 28, 2019

Spiffed up

When a man is dressed up in a full suit and tie, again for a reason or on a whim to look hot.

Matt found out the girl he likes is interested in classier men, so he got spiffed up every day to impress her. Even though it was uncomfortable for him, she found his level of spiff pretty hot.

by Knotted up May 18, 2020

Stiff

A name used to describe a member of the selfless Abnegation faction in the Divergent trilogy. The word stiff describes their plain, boring lives since they don't believe in self pleasures. Abnegation doesn't indulge and are hard to bend out of their ways.

“You think my first instinct is to protect you. Because you're small, or a girl, or a Stiff. But you're wrong."

by Dauntless Daughter of Athena July 29, 2020

Stiff jensen

When you shit on your fist before landing a jab

Did you see that fight last night that guy pulled a stiff Jensen.

by The real Minnow September 12, 2020