Pussy Status

a dumb girl who is afraid to get her ass jumped because she doesn't know how to handle her scandals

that chick over there she's in the pussy status

by Fuckk_LoVe| August 22, 2010

asshole status

1. the wearing of an article of clothing or jewelry that screams how much of an asshole its wearer is

2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole

Dan: "Did you see what Noah was wearing the other day?"
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."

Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."

by TWKonarik August 7, 2011

fo sho status

The favorable status of a situation/relationship/noun. Derived from "fo sho" which is slang for "for sure" or "affirmative"

Max: Hey man you wanna roll down to the student union and get some grub?
John: Fo sho status.

by Choppy February 17, 2003

old school status

- when something, whether a picture, song, or letter etc. reminds you of the past
- long time ago, like grade school

That picture on her profile is old school status!

by me ♥ February 10, 2007

status quo

the current condition before the war.

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.

by mac January 2, 2004

b brown status

RAGGY.
wearing canadian eagle and ankle braces, being a fatass, and having the queerest hair ever.
COCK BLOCK

''ripped shorts, b.o., bad breath, fuckd up hair...youve got b brown status man.''

''pssst, your status is showing.''

by jack-me hoff April 30, 2008

b brown status

Looking like a raggy, wearing fake American Eagle (Canadian Eagle), wearing ankle braces because you broke your OWN ankles playing b ball, QUEER ASS HAIR, COCK BLOCK. Having bad breath, ripped and/or not up-to-date clothing style.

Joe: Look at the guy over there with the ripped shorts and fucked up hair.

Tim: His got the b brown status.

by Jonny Simpson April 30, 2008