by Jameie box February 1, 2019
Get the Depart and splitmug. A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
Get the I may be two-tenths of a split-second latemug. To have a three-some
by Trixie Gurb September 12, 2012
Get the Split A Littermug. Splits can only be done by uncle horitzz. Uncle horitzz is a god he loves the splitz and has lots of circus members
Is that uncle horitzz doing the splits
by Soster and Socha September 29, 2019
Get the Splitsmug. Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023
Get the Split cream donutmug. A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.
Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole
by DeanWalden April 29, 2022
Get the Lockland Splitmug. Splooge + Shitting = Splitting
When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.
When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.
by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025
Get the Splittingmug.