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mom's spaghetti

Homemade spaghetti, specially made by moms and stepmoms.
by Type2GenomeManiac February 7, 2022
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flying spaghetti monster

A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.
I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.
by ohterry April 12, 2014
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

n. A joke that is officially older than god. This is because the joke has gotten to such an extent that it is now used as a blatant insult to christians regardless of whether or not they are bible bashing, shit-eating douchefucks.
"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAme--"

*FSMist (aka atheist extremist) gets the shit beat out of him/her by the WBC, both of which have similar IQs that are both as low as Forrest Gump's*
by KintarosTiger April 10, 2011
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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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It makes me put this in the example: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
by iudfogusoiuh February 1, 2017
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Booty Spaghetti

Booty Spaghetti is when spaghetti comes out of that pussy, tomatoe sauce squirts out of that clit, and meat balls pop out of that booty hole. Just grab a fork out of that ass cheek and chow down!!!
A good way to see if your girlfriend is Italian is to see if she makes booty spaghetti.
by topless clown spanker July 29, 2011
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Canadian spaghetti

Placing any kind of screen (ideally the bottom of a small strainer) against the anus, then defecating through it, ideally with a soft-consistency stool, so the feces looks like spaghetti.

Similar to Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop
My bandmates wanted to see something fucked up, so I dropped trou, bent over, nuzzled a screen up to my asshole & shit through it. I made Canadian spaghetti.
by w.b.m April 16, 2008
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striped spaghetti

An exclaimation of surprise or alarm
by Steven Horsman December 1, 2003
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