Kuba Soltysiak

Polish male

Lives In Edinburgh

Video game conesuir

Dorito and Popcorn enthusiast

Explosive energy almost no stamina in big runs

It is my favourite kuba Soltysiak

I died again to Kuba Soltysiak

by Anonymousscot September 15, 2021

Salty Warriors

collective term for the millions of man tadpoles, issued forcefully via the medium of man meat (cock), directed meaningfully towards the female uterus (baby-maker). salty to the taste, strong swimmers, and collectively sticky, becoming more so as baby sauce sets.

"to send forth the salty warriors unto the breach, or in many cases the female love tube receptor"

by Simac January 5, 2007

salty malt

the best thing to wash down a meal of a hearty tube steak.

i was so thirsty after working on that tube steak that i slurrped down that salty malt in seconds.

by malter and genius January 29, 2008

Salty Special

A special move present in every sport, e.g in cricket its is bowling behind your back

In football: heading ball three times then volleying

Omg. He just pulled of the Salty Special!

by s.a.l.t.y November 22, 2009

Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011

Salty Pinata

Salty Pinata- the given name to the act of having a man 'fuck' the mouth/throat of a girl (or guy) while their head dangles off of the bed/couch. The man's genitalia must also be sweating enough to visible notice, and the testicles must be slapping the partner in the face with every thrust. It is the combination of the salt and swinging, slapping testicles that make a salty pinata

Darla threw up a little when Dave gave her a Salty Pinata

by redthealmightypunchdrunk March 14, 2011

salty splatune

the act of ones penis going into a yaks anus, while haveing oral sex with a manbearpig, and haveing both you. the yak,and the man bear pig fly up into the sky while fucking. like Pegasus with wings.

dudet1. "yo man i tottaly gave that kellsie kimerly a salty splatune.
dudet2. no way man nice, ill try a anal ballon on her for sure!

by the smelly yeti January 1, 2012