Snatch Goblin

A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.

Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."

by oogabooga456 May 22, 2013

snartch

Too creepily ogle at hot women in a public environment, like a mall, gym, or Target.

Is Bob going to meet us for lunch? No he is going to go snartch around the food court at the Mall.

by farmertime November 14, 2013

sharchoda

Crushed red peppers.

Hand me some sharchoda

by Ashleyneri December 18, 2013

Searchie

Noun, describing the act of searching your full name via an online search engine (google, bing, yahoo), similar to taking a "selfie". The difference to a selfie is that searchies are less embarassing, because only the search engine company knows that you are a self-absorbed narcissist.
Usually done in the false belief that it will increase your ranking in google.

I just made a searchie and no one will ever know (99.99999 percent of internet users).

by searchie-man January 8, 2014

snapchatable

Worthy of a snapchat, can be used as a "snapchatable time" meaning that the people involved are having an interesting time, worthy of sharing with others through video

Tanna: "Well I'll have to go over and gauge the situation"
Kendra: "It looks like they're having a snapchatable time, so it's probably okay"

by katsudogs February 21, 2014

snatch cricket

the toilet paper lint left behind after a girl goes to the bathroom

He found she had several snatch crickets when he went down on his girlfreind

by D's Girl June 14, 2014

Snatch Shutter

A person who is so disgusting that when a woman sees's that person, her vagina shuts for good.

Mikey is such a snatch shutter, when Sarah saw him her pussy snatched shut for good.

by jillyrdxd January 1, 2015