Smoke a fag 

1. Have a cigarette (British)

2. Kill a homosexual (American)

3. Kiss your friends while they sleep (Brazilian)

Pedro: Yes, I see that my friend Gabriel is sleeping, gonna smoke a fag!

Procceeds to kiss him

Smoke a fag by rtl321 October 1, 2020

Smoke on the Water 

An influential rock song telling the story of a real event in Montreux, Switzerland.

Down there is the first verse.

We all came out to montreux
On the lake geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didnt have much time
Frank Zappa and the mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

Smoke on the Water by StetanIslendar November 5, 2007

smokescreen

a girl used gay guy suspected of being gay by others (school rumors, myspace rumors etc.) used to make people think he isn't actually gay. Usually used in public places like the mall, out to eat etc.

Mike: Dude thats Ryan with that hott ass chick, i thought he was gay?
Steve: Nah thats just his smokescreen

smokescreen by 777LLL January 21, 2009

Shoked

(sh-OAK-ed) adj., The feeling of being surprised in a good way; of being shocked and stoked at the same time.

I'm shoked! I can't believe I won these Kiss tickets!

Shoked by Jason Watts April 22, 2009

smoke test 

A quick test to see if your software works at all. Originally a term for testing electronics ("switch on the power and see if there's smoke").

You should do a smoke test on your software before passing it on to testers.

smoke test by panze May 21, 2009

Smoke Anus

noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"

"Dude did you just smoke anus?"

Smoke Anus by Nina Rees June 14, 2008

Smoke Ride 

when one or more people take a ride through out the mountains or your town smoking marijuana

Nick-Yo u wanna hit up a smoke ride?

Jeremy- Yea i got no gas though

Nick-I got you.

Smoke Ride by CBasZ December 9, 2008