stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .
Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.
by jgrezn February 23, 2023
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slow stuff

made not manufactured using local and sustainable materials and processes. created with the ethos of the slow movement in mind...
www.slow.stuff.co.uk
slow stuff from norfolk
by slow stuff November 05, 2010
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I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe
I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe
by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 25, 2025
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slow key

the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time
Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now
by Snaplatts August 11, 2020
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Slow asf

worthless piece of shit when it comes to doing/planning anything

& that’s why no one asks you how to do things.
by goldskn December 28, 2020
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Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"
1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!
by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017
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Slow Lo-mo

Slowly turning into a lonelymo’ (Homo)
I’m worried I’ll never find love”
“Man our not far fromslow lo-mo’”
by SlowLoMo April 30, 2021
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