The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.
by P-nut butt-er falcon December 13, 2019

by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015

Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023

by cumdumpforwomen April 8, 2022

When you vigorously shove your GIANT schlong back and fourth a Womens throat repeatedly until they throw up.
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
by Ahent June 3, 2019

by rainbow shithead May 6, 2019
