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Mud slide for peace 

Mud slide for peace is a global effort to extinguish bigotry, racism, and general ignorance. Using a mud slide constructed with thousands of male (and a few female exceptions) around all of the southern states in the U.S. The entire circle will fuck non-stop. People from the south fearing gay behavior (and their own latent sexual tendinces) will go no where near the boundry of gay men. Lube will be dropped from helicopters, at 100 yard markers. Every 100 yards there will be a man in all blue, wearing a becon on his head to show the helicopter's where to make the drop, and at what time. Eventually, as men die from unending gay sex, the line will move in. After about a month all southern people will be trapped, unable to move because of the gay sex. They will be starved out, or they will give into their own latent fears and join the circle. The iraq war will have no support, the republicans will have been destroyed, and no more blue collar comedy tour movies will be made. The future looks good, and brown.
Jerry: "Hey Herbert, you going to come with me and destroy all the southern people?"
Herbert: "You mean that mud slide for peace thing, with all that gay butt sex?"
Jerry: "Yeah, getting fucked in the ass for a month is still better then one minute of the blue collar comedy tour."
Herbert: "Hey your right! Sign me up!"
Mud slide for peace by ninjer January 19, 2007
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Backwards slide 

A sexual position in which the penis is lubricated and inserted in the vagina as it is in "doggie style," but with the male lying down and the female astride, facing away, in the upright position. The up-and-down motion is done in a sliding manner, with the clitoris being stimulated from the "under" side.
"Okay, baby, now let's try a backwards slide."
Backwards slide by The Doctor November 7, 2004

SoCal Slide

verb. A Southern California driving move during which you cross two or more lanes in one fluid motion without pausing in any of the lanes to check for oncoming traffic, etc. Can only be preformed on highways/freeways with four or more lanes, or three lane highways from the onramp. Classically done from an entrance ramp all the way into the fast lane at 80+ MPH.

Called "Slide" for short.

Found most commonly in North County.

Sibling of the jersey slide
Dang, there is a huge row of traffic coming after this clear spot, I better socal slide into the fast lane before I get stuck in the slow lane forever.

Ever since I moved from Del Mar, I haven't been able to do any good slides, since all the highways are only three lanes.

Dang, Melissa tried to socal slide into the fast lane yesterday, and didn't see the Beemer coming up from the back and we almost died!
SoCal Slide by Ldov September 20, 2007

love slide 

Getting head from a girl with no teeth, so your penis slides in and out very easily. Synonymous with "gummer".
Man, her love slide was excellent! It almost felt like I was fucking her pussy!
love slide by Ol' Dirty Pastor January 4, 2008

Guinea Slide 

The act of sliding a car around a corner at high speed, similar to drifting, but usually performed by a Sicilian. Taking a corner at a high rate of speed in which the car slides around the corner so that it rights itself on the straight away.
I had to pull a Guinea Slide to get away from the cops the other night after leaving that job. We were hauling ass around the corner so I pulled the e brake and pulled a guinea slide onto Canal Street. Hah, Tokyo Drift, those asians rip off all the good stuff from us, it's a guinea slide.
Guinea Slide by Killin Sicilian October 21, 2010

Power slide 

When a rock star like William Hung becomes erect and then, with a running start, slides 10-15 feet across the ground on his knees and is stopped only upon impact of inserting his penis into a choice orifice of girl/groupie bent over on her hands and knees.
My favorite scene in the movie Rock Star was when Mark Whalberg used that kid's slip n slide to power slide into Jennifer Aniston.
Power slide by azncutie1994 April 3, 2013

Copenhagen Slide 

The act of spitting a dip down the cleavage of a females breasts, and then proceeding to chew it afterwards. Usually done in the bible belt
Brandon Jenkins- Man I hit my geerfrend wid da Copenhagen Slide last nite
Other redneck- Man thats a waste of dip
Copenhagen Slide by JaylenG April 20, 2014