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Bloody bud slide

The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.
Hey bud, meet me at the moon winks hotel, I got you a "bloody bud slide".
by P-nut butt-er falcon December 13, 2019
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human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.
After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.
by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015
mugGet the human dump slidemug.

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.
Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023
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banana slide monster

lets fucking play banana slide monster you whores
by cumdumpforwomen April 8, 2022
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Slide N' Shove

When you vigorously shove your GIANT schlong back and fourth a Womens throat repeatedly until they throw up.
I just threw her in a Slide N' Shove.
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021
mugGet the Slide N' Shovemug.

shaft n slide

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
by Ahent June 3, 2019
mugGet the shaft n slidemug.

Louisiana slip and slide

Take a bath in bacon grease then have sex with your cousin ,or with a dog.
That damn redneck keeps on doing the Louisiana slip and slide .
by rainbow shithead May 6, 2019
mugGet the Louisiana slip and slidemug.

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