Louisiana slip and slide

Take a bath in bacon grease then have sex with your cousin ,or with a dog.
That damn redneck keeps on doing the Louisiana slip and slide .
by rainbow shithead May 06, 2019
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Shit-N-Slide

The act of getting a Slip-N-Slide and covering it in human feces as opposed to water, then sliding down it fully in the nude.
We wen't to John's house to play truth or dare, and Chris ended up having to do a Shit-N-Slide
by WhosWebster April 01, 2021
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NATIONAL SLIDE DAY

NATIONAL SLIDE DAY IS WHEN YOU WEAR ANY SLIDES YOU HAVE ON MAY 4th. IF YOU HAVE ANY LOND OF SLIDES WEAR THEM ON NATIONAL SLIDE DAY WHEREVER YOU ARE.
do you have any slides at home? , because if you do let’s match on National Slide Day.
by LAYLAWAYLA May 02, 2018
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tijuana water slide

A sex act where three (allegedly) straight white men take turns performing oral sex on each other culminating in a triple Dutch Rudder while wearing Violent Gentlemen t-shirts
We thought Bob was going to a water park when h e said he was going to Mexico for the Tijuana Water Slide
by Daisy Rocket August 25, 2017
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shaft n slide

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
by Ahent June 03, 2019
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Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.
Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 08, 2023
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human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.
After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.
by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015
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