shmogel

Shmogel is a word that you can use for anything. It is mostly used when you are in a pickle or in trouble.

o my, i am in quite a shmogel.

by Shmogleyheeee January 20, 2018

shmoogla

To act of being jewish while eating a banana

Look at jake shmooglaing that banana up.

by WormBoy6 January 23, 2018

shmokey

Means how homo-sexuals have sex while another person is jerking him off from the back like they passing a Blount

Damn bro you still doing the shmokey

by Kennedy dicksworth May 4, 2018

Shmoffle

Thats right bitch made you look now fuckoff jason

Jason is a shmoffle

by GDS klutch May 28, 2018

Shmooze

The way in which a teacher of middle age possibly a male physics teacher flirts in an effort to gain dominance. This could be done through cheek or teasing.

“Are you trying to shmooze me?!”

by Shmoozingturkey June 12, 2018

Shmoopsie Poopsie

A sexual position where your partner deficates on a window or glass surface, proceeds to smear it, and than the women is pressed up against the shit smeared surface and anally ravaged.

“My mom walked in my room and questioned me about what me and my girlfriend were doing! She saw the aftermath of our shmoopsie poopsie!”

by Sir Jonathan Dingdong II August 3, 2018

Shmook

Shmook sh-m-oo-ck To hit it in every way possible

Joey "You tryin to shmook"
Connor "Oh I am going to shmook the took tonight"

by Ur_local_Jewcer August 20, 2018